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Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters

2013

★★ Watched

this really could’ve slayed

Taken 3

2014

★½ 10

Bryan Mills is TIRED

Hitman: Agent 47

2015

★½ 10

funniest audi commercial i've ever seen

The Martian

2015

★★★★ Liked 10

it is proof that duct tape can in fact save your life.

Maze Runner: The Scorch Trials

2015

★★★ 10

there's literally no maze insight.

The Shape of Water

2017

★★★★ 10

water has no shape and that’s why they call it love

Murder on the Orient Express

2017

★★★½ 10

this is how they played among us in the 1900’s

Red Sparrow

2018

★★★ 10

atomic blonde but for straight people

Once Upon a Deadpool

2018

★★ 10

Ryan Reynolds is no Peter Falk, that’s for sure

Alita: Battle Angel

2019

★★★½ Liked 10

nobody:
alita: 👁👄👁

Terminator: Dark Fate

2019

★★½ 10

the most 'yeah it's alright' terminator ever

Death on the Nile

2022

★★½ 10

i would've done the same if i found out there was not enough champagne to fill the nile