Andrew Thomson Patron

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Favorite films

  • Brother Bear
  • The Peanut Butter Falcon
  • Another Round
  • The Truman Show

All
  • Ballerina

    ★★★★½

  • Hostel

    ★★½

  • 28 Days Later

    ★★★★

  • Fear Street: Prom Queen

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Ballerina

2025

★★★★½ 3

Norman Reedus supremacy (it’s my third watch) (give him his own movie)

Hostel

2005

★★½ 1

Barely actually watched it, boring 2000s horror

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Terrifier 3

2024

55

Biggest waste of time ever. The story is ridiculous, everything is taken way too far, shock factor doesn’t work when it’s for 2 hours straight, the plot is dull and boring, everything is so incredibly fake I really don’t understand how people love these films, they are dreadful. 

All I picture when people love these films is “OMG BLOOD THIS IS SO CRAZY IM SO DIFFERENT 🤘🏼🤘🏼” the films are just bad.

First 5 minutes was decent then it was a severely difficult battle to stay awake despite listening to a constant screeching track and a chainsaw for the better part of 2 hours.

Transformers One

2024

★★★★½ 4

That last 20 minutes was absolutely ethereal, I felt myself floating off my seat. That wasn’t me watching that, that was me at 8 years old and I was just as excited, I wanted to squeal with excitement.

They COOKED.

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