will never forget seeing this opening weekend with my mother. Bail Organa walks into frame, music turns up to a crescendo, audience claps as he says zero lines. Mom turns to me “Is that Lando”

Wife won’t speak to me after voting Bucky Barnes for congress. Says “he killed John F. Kennedy”. I just think it’s time for an outsider in Washington. Am I the asshole?

i have seen the light of Islam

guy sitting next to me in a deadpool graphic tee dropped his soda on the couple in front of us, apologized, left and never returned to the theater. Was arguably funnier than the movie.