The Substance

2024

★★★★★ Liked Watched

Requiem For A Fly

Terrifier 2

2022

★★★★ Liked 2

Who cares about a review??? The new Weeknd and Carti song was dope

(I take that back the Carti parts were good 😔😔)

Terrifier 3

2024

★★★★½ Liked 1

I’m such a big fan of how they mentioned that Sienna hates cereal. They never say why but you know exactly why because of one gag from the second film. Like that really shows how much ion Damien Leone has for this series, just small callbacks that add so much to the characters he created, I have SO much respect for that.

Haunted Mansion

2023

★★★ Liked 3

How life feels being the one dude who appreciated this 🧍‍♂️

Christine

1983

★★★★ Liked Watched

If you guys didn’t know, Stephen King is my favorite author. But, putting John Carpenter’s name on the title does wonders for this because he really is one of the most stylistic directors in horror. What an absolute LEGEND.

Prince of Darkness

1987

★★★★ Liked 1

So do y’all prefer your Satan bottled or canned???

Halloween III: Season of the Witch

1982

★★★★½ Liked Rewatched

I wonder if Universal knows that the only reason Halloween III merch actually sells is because I buy that crap like my life depends on it.

In the Mouth of Madness

1994

★★★★★ Liked 3

I kept thinking of joke reviews but you guys aren’t gonna get one. This scared me so badly and I really don’t wanna go to sleep again thanks.

Hellraiser

1987

★★★★ Liked Watched

The Raincity crew and I went to Fear Factory tonight, which if you haven’t been, it’s absolutely RADICAL. And I know this doesn’t have much to do with that, but this is the PERFECT film to follow it up with. Every minute after the box is opened feels like you’re in a haunted house, CRAZY vibes.

Halloween

1978

★★★★½ Liked 1

Ben Tramer sounds like such a nice guy though, shame he never gets any screen time 😢😢

The Return of the Living Dead

1985

★★★★ Liked 1

Coldest opening credits EVER 😮‍💨😮‍💨

The Fog

1980

★★★★½ Liked 2

Objectively the hardest Carpenter film to sit through, not because it’s scary but because every central character is so hot that I can’t even pay attention to the story.