antoine doinel is a certified giver upper. if at first you don’t succeed, do something else. he tries to dye flowers red and they somehow end up dead and smoking and he immediately quits his job. the only thing he was adamant about in this movie was naming his child alphonse and I think that’s mainly because his wife wanted to name the child ghislain and ghislain is an awful name. be like antoine and give up! be a part-time…
whenever I feel a panic attack coming on I will stare at this picture of josh holloway which seems to trigger some type of inherent calming sensation within me and if that doesn’t work i’ll put on this movie and i’ll typically calm down by the time hugh dancy appears at the hot dog stand but unfortunately this time neither of these tried and true methods had any efficacy and I watched this entire movie with my heart racing like it was a psychological thriller and not a movie about a girl addicted to buying ugly shoes
I love how bones injects kirk with a vaccine that makes him go blind and have a searing headache so he can escort him onto the enterprise as a patient when kirk could literally have just pretended to be sick. there was no need for him to do all that. this is what happens when you let gay people into space.
I love this movie because my favorite romance trope is similar to enemies to lovers but it’s actually just mutual destruction. they hate each other and they never stop. they want to beat each other up and shoot each other in the head. they remain enemies forever. they scream at each other constantly. they construct intricate rituals. no one else on earth understands them like this one freak who they hate. they commit atrocities just so the other person can bear witness and look up at them and smile with blood in their mouth. my therapist thinks this is very healthy.
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
ok but the real reason frodo fucks off to valinor is because sam married rosie instead of him and that’s the tea
