Star Trek

2009

★★★★ Liked Rewatched

I love how bones injects kirk with a vaccine that makes him go blind and have a searing headache so he can escort him onto the enterprise as a patient when kirk could literally have just pretended to be sick. there was no need for him to do all that. this is what happens when you let gay people into space.

Sleuth

1972

★★★★★ Liked 2

I love this movie because my favorite romance trope is similar to enemies to lovers but it’s actually just mutual destruction. they hate each other and they never stop. they want to beat each other up and shoot each other in the head. they remain enemies forever. they scream at each other constantly. they construct intricate rituals. no one else on earth understands them like this one freak who they hate. they commit atrocities just so the other person can bear witness and look up at them and smile with blood in their mouth. my therapist thinks this is very healthy.

Dragonball Evolution

2009

★½ 1

this movie seems to piss a lot of you dragonballers off but as a member of genpop I can say this seems about on par with a CW pilot for a show I would have zero interest in continuing. I liked it when he put a bunch of gel in his hair and then slid on his head on the top of a car and it made a bloooop sound. happy pride month

1997

★★★ Liked Watched

“they should’ve sent a poet.” 

it’d be a real shame if they remade this movie now…and instead of bill clinton they got our current president…and someone else decided to impress jodie foster…

Unstoppable

2010

★★★½ Liked Watched

they play work by ciara twice in this movie. there is an unmanned hazardous waste train barreling toward a major city at 80 miles per hour and denzel washington is on top of it and work by ciara is playing. they also frequently cut away from the action to scenes of denzel’s daughters working at hooters. I am absolutely floored by and in love with this movie

Romeo + Juliet

1996

★★★★ Liked Rewatched

my favorite scene is when benvolio is like damn it’s hot as fuck today I really hope nobody starts any violence and then it pans down to mercutio shooting his gun at the ocean

P.S. I Love You

2007

★★½ Liked Rewatched

why would gerard butler tell me I can’t be a vampire slayer? he doesn’t know me he doesn’t know what I’m capable of

Simply Irresistible

1999

★★ Liked Rewatched

patricia clarkson looks as hot as it is humanly possible to look in this movie. I felt like this whenever smg was talking about her boyfriend because I just want to look at patricia clarkson some more thank you.

Nope

2022

★★★ Liked Watched

I was an extremely socially awkward child but I wasn’t blessed with the anxiety that stops me from acting stupid until puberty and so when I was in fourth grade I discovered the quickest shorthand for making friends was to channel josh peck and go up to random people and tell them how much I loved oprah. I became known as the “I like oprah” girl. at one point during recess I performed an impromptu musical in the elementary school…

I, Tonya

2017

★★★★ Liked Rewatched

my jaw dropped when they were like “ok now it’s time to talk about The Incident” and then it said JANUARY 6TH at the bottom of the screen…forgot when this was for a second

Get Away

2024

★½ Watched

nick frost cursed with do anythingitis

Another Simple Favor

2025

★ Watched

why did they make this and how do we stop them from ever doing it again