"Fuck me gently with a chainsaw." - Heather Chandler

There is a certain quality to Zack Snyder's 'Rebel Moon' series that affects my brain in some way where it feels as if it physically switches off. 'Part Two: The Scargiver' may be a slight improvement over its predecessor because it feels like something actually happens but if you were to ask me what happens, I honestly couldn't tell you. Just entirely incomprehensible; utterly terrible in every way. A hodgepodge of every sci-fi film before it and yet it manages to not take any of the good parts to create a good movie. I'm seriously struggling to see how there could be up to reportably six films in this blossoming franchise, I sure hope the supposed director's cuts of these first two parts and an apparent third part the ending sets up count as three films on their own so we don't get way more than Earth ever needs. Talking about those director's cuts, I propose the question: "do they exist?" Snyder and Netflix have claimed in the past that they do but could that not only be an artificial way to build hype for another #ReleaseTheSnyderCut as well as something that never comes into fruition because this is all they've got; better to leave people wanting something better than actually make want they want? I recall the director's cut of 'Part One: A Child of Fire' was initially going to release before this film, and I would've been willing to check it out if it had, but it never did. Anyways, it's more interesting to speculate on the potentiality of a rumoured product than what was realised here in the released film. 'Rebel Moon - Part Two: The Scargiver' is a dreadful hunk of garbage that'll be lost to the abyss of memory in due time.