an absurdist black comedy you will never forget. i really thought this was going to be a wholesome buddy comedy. BYE. go watch it.

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
so let me get this straight… it wasn’t enough for dave to get kidnapped as a kid and then assaulted multiple times. it wasn’t enough that he was so deeply haunted by his trauma that he became a literal shell of a man. it wasn’t enough that he literally witnessed another child getting SA’d right in front of him. he had to die a cold and vicious death for NO reason????? what the fuck was that. fuck jimmy, fuck jimmy’s idiot brothers, fuck jimmy’s dumbass wife (that king monologue made me fuckin sick wtf was that) and lastly fuck you clint eastwood. absolute trash.