Crazy idea, scrap the jangling keys multiverse in favor of stories that care about their characters. 

Also more movies where Bucky looks like the Terminator. 

Podcast: Ep. 228- Thunderbolts*

the mcu vs. the male loneliness epidemic

watching the downfall of the marvel cinematic universe, as someone who has been seeing marvel movies in theaters since 2011, has been nothing short of agonizing. but this movie was like digging through garbage and finding a 20 dollar bill.  so yayyy

third viewing and it's time to list some hot things: 

-bucky eating a hot dog
-lewis pullman
-good dad red guardian????
-bucky doing gimme hands for his arm
-void somehow 
-bucky on a motorcycle 

yelena basically using siri is me coded

Thunderbolts was a breath of fresh air. It was super funny thanks to its top-notch team dynamic, but it also had a real dark side that matches the times we're living in. Marvel truly struck gold with Florence Pugh.

I wish the Doomsday announcement came after because I spent a lot of the movie thinking, "I'm not worried because I saw their chair." That feeling won't matter in the long run, but a movie-watching experience being altered by a five-hour studio gimmick is something I do not care for.

I had such a good time watching this. I love Vatican Mean Girls. It's shot so well, and has one of my favorite scores of the year.

tea was spilled 
cunt was served 
the girls were pressed 

and white smoke rose from the chapel

I’m not here to make friends I’m here to be vatican’s next top pope

SPOILER ADDENDUM: thought about the ending all night. Love the idea that the cardinals choose the change they’re comfortable with only to realize that the person (who has not changed aside from their perception) is a completely different type of progress. Smart.

As a former Catholic and current bitch, I absolutely loved this, obviously.

this movie has everything, including jonny b. winning the cat distribution system