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A Complete Unknown

2024

★★ 4

Deeply frustrating watch. I don’t feel as though I’ve learned anything new about these people or the time period or the music scene with these surface level portrayals and it didn’t help that the story stops every 2 seconds to listen to Timmy cover another full length song and all shot in the same close up shot of his face omg it was so boring please!! and also every single song sounded exactly the same 😭😭😭 not that I really…

Nosferatu

2024

★★★½ Liked 2

the vampire lestat is way more beautiful and talented

Babygirl

2024

★★½ 1

Babygirlboss

Wicked

2024

★★★★★ Liked 2

that FEELING is called same sex attraction ladies

Mufasa: The Lion King

2024

★★★ 1

They did that same weird camera angle that the mean girls musical did 😭😭😭

The Lord of the Rings: The War of the Rohirrim

2024

★★★★ Liked Watched

Too long and relies too much on if you already love lord of the rings so you can say “omg that’s helm’s deep!” but I love lord of the rings and omg that’s helm’s deep!

Queer

2024

★★★★ Liked Watched

I’m not queer I’m disembodied

Gladiator II

2024

★★★★½ Liked Watched

Denzel Washington is a scheming bisexual, Paul Mescal’s thighs are on crazy display, there’s sharks in the colosseum … what’s not to like

Wicked

2024

★★★★½ Liked 2

no one mourns the color grading

Anora

2024

★★★★ Liked Watched

mama anora behind you

Conclave

2024

★★★½ Liked 4

Two beautiful cardinals stand before me, but I only have one photo in my hands. And this photo represents the cardinal that is still in the running towards becoming americas next top pope.  I will only call one name, and the cardinal that I do not call must immediately return to your home here, pack your photos, and go home.

Venom: The Last Dance

2024

★★½ Watched

Kind of egregiously boring and ugly I don’t understand what happened