henry has reviewed 38 films tagged ‘kyle-did-not-fall-asleep’ available on Amazon Video US.

Zoom

2006

½ Watched

worse than don't worry darling but not by that much. kyle fell asleep.

Scary Movie

2000

★★★ Liked Watched

was not expecting to laugh at any of this, laughed at honestly a pretty decent portion of this. this movie has not aged particularly well.

Scream 3

2000

★★★ Liked Watched

fun enough, but also very obviously neutered to be more of a comedy, i think these movies are both funnier and just generally better when they're not trying so hard to make jokes. courtney cox has maybe the worst haircut i've seen in my entire life in this.

Shazam!

2019

★★★ Liked Rewatched

cute! i like how (unlike a lot of newer marvel stuff) this movie is a little more honest about the fact that this is a kids movie aimed at kids. makes it a lot easier to enjoy when it isn't pretending to be something it's not.

Smilin' Through

1932

★★★½ Liked Watched

just a nice little movie

Fast & Furious

2009

★★★½ Liked Rewatched

yeah it's one of the weaker ones but still, killer opening, fun ending, in between lots of scenes of dom looking mournfully at his necklace--what could i really complain about?

Iron Man 3

2013

★★★½ Liked Rewatched

it's so funny how many threads in this you would think would come up again in one of the many future films that involve tony stark but nope! not a single one

Scream 2

1997

★★★½ Liked Watched

love how the camera guy is like "fuck this i'm getting out of here" and then fucking gets out of there

Friday the 13th Part 2

1981

★★★½ Liked Watched

mm ok yes now we're getting somewhere

M3GAN

2022

★★★½ Liked Watched

about halfway through the movie a super drunk guy came into the theater and wouldn't stop asking me dan and kyle if we were gamers and if we liked call of duty. he spent about five minutes t trying to add himself on kyle's snapchat and ultimately gave up because he couldn't figure it out. movies are magic.

Companion

2025

★★★★ Liked Rewatched

this movie is a lot like a collegehumor sketch but largely in a good way