henry has reviewed 38 films tagged ‘kyle-did-not-fall-asleep’ available on Amazon Video US.

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3

2023

★★★★½ Liked Rewatched

shoutout the guy who brought a 3 year old to this that was a really cool move

glad this is really good bc then i can just like all the movies with the lil raccoon guy and otherwise disregard the MCU overall.

i am still firmly of the opinion that, much like top gun maverick and avatar the way of water, if a movie is going to cost more money than any non-evil person will ever see in their life, it should also be overwhelmingly sincere and made by people you can tell actually wanted to be making it.

Gone Girl

2014

★★★★½ Liked Rewatched

exactly 0 people in this movie talk like a real person. i think that's at least kinda part of the appeal, but it's also very distracting, esp in the first act. i have very few other complaints.

F9

2021

★★★★★ Liked Rewatched

the magic of cinema

Furious 7

2015

★★★★★ Liked Rewatched

viewed while drinking coronas for maximum immersion

The Fate of the Furious

2017

★★★★★ Liked Rewatched

i KNOW this movie has problems and why ppl don't like it that much but u need to understand that every single action setpiece in this movie is perfect and also i am drunk

Shazam!

2019

★★★ Liked Rewatched

cute! i like how (unlike a lot of newer marvel stuff) this movie is a little more honest about the fact that this is a kids movie aimed at kids. makes it a lot easier to enjoy when it isn't pretending to be something it's not.

Fast Five

2011

★★★★★ Liked Rewatched

maybe the most perfect movie to ever exist

Iron Man 3

2013

★★★½ Liked Rewatched

it's so funny how many threads in this you would think would come up again in one of the many future films that involve tony stark but nope! not a single one

Nope

2022

★★★★★ Liked Rewatched

some observations on third rewatch:
- this is my favorite movie of this year i think
- i like every part of it pretty much
- it's super cool being in a theater on edibles and having someone bang on the emergency exit from the outside a bunch i love that

Scream 2

1997

★★★½ Liked Watched

love how the camera guy is like "fuck this i'm getting out of here" and then fucking gets out of there

Ocean's Eleven

2001

★★★★ Liked Rewatched

extremely controversial opinion: i liked this movie and thought that it was good

Scream 3

2000

★★★ Liked Watched

fun enough, but also very obviously neutered to be more of a comedy, i think these movies are both funnier and just generally better when they're not trying so hard to make jokes. courtney cox has maybe the worst haircut i've seen in my entire life in this.