Sting

2024

★★★ Watched

If Clifford the Big Red Dog was a spider with an insatiable hunger for flesh of any kind

This was pretty fun albeit pretty predictable. Everything felt very late90s/early-2000s, especially the dialogue and camera work. Cool special effects; Weta Workshop does no wrong

Also, it feels like they really squandered the R rating. There was not a lot here that warranted it outside of the F-bombs. Definitely could've gotten a bit gnarlier with the blood and gore

Puss in Boots: The Last Wish

2022

★★★★½ Watched

This happened to my friend's cat once

Alien: Romulus

2024

★★★★ Liked Watched

Some of the early reviews had me nervous, but I still ended up really liking this! Some of the more gratuitous fan service really threw me off, but most of the other nods to the rest of the franchise I found to be pretty fun

It definitely played things pretty safe and arguably has the least originality compared to what came before it of any of the other movies, but the third act (which I did enjoy) had enough new to it to satisfy me!

Jaws vs. the Meg

2023

★½ Watched

Contains a test titled "The Gape Test" and a test titled "The Dominance Test", both being the least interesting any tests with those titles could be

The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

2002

★★★★★ Liked Rewatched

I have once again gone to my local, small town theater, now with a safer number of 3 total people in the theater and 5 within the entire building. This time: The Two Towers.

This has always been my least favorite of the trilogy, but I don't really have any real qualms about it. The only possible complaint I could have is that once you've seen the movie practically a million times, watching Frodo continously try to defend Gollum gets…

Mission: Impossible III

2006

★★★★ Rewatched

Totally forgot that Ethan sneaks into the Vatican in this one. Perfect day to watch this, I guess

Challengers

2024

★★★★★ Liked Watched

The greatest thing to ever happen to film was hot people

Madame Web

2024

★½ Watched

Can't believe they had someone say, "With great power comes great responsibility," but like if Yoda was saying it

All Too Well: The Short Film

2021

★★★★★ Liked Watched

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i might not be alive

Y2K

2024

★★ Watched

I get knocked down (I watched this movie)

But I get up again (I leave the theater)

You're never gonna keep me down (I got Taco Bell afterwards)

I get knocked down (I have to go back to writing my thesis)

Heretic

2024

★★★★ Watched

This is what happens when Reddit atheists get old

In a Violent Nature

2024

★★★★ Watched

I actually liked this more than I thought I would! While I like horror a ton, I don't typically like gore that much. This was still pretty gross at times, but it felt more like pulpy, "fun" gore, rather than something trying to be super realistic, so it was a little more up my alley

Seeing things from the POV of the killer made things super interesting and while that definitely causes the movie to be slow most of the time, I thought the pacing allowed for just the right amount of tension to build multiple times throughout the movie