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"I'm gonna blame the movies"

Favorite films

  • The Lost Boys
  • Halloween
  • Body Double
  • Targets

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  • Dangerous Animals

    ★★★½

  • Predator: Killer of Killers

    ★★★½

  • Final Destination 3

    ★★★

  • Wild Beasts

    ★★★½

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The Lost Boys

1987

★★★★★ Liked 2

Watched it when I was 13, made it my entire personality.

Natural Born Killers

1994

★★★★★ Liked Rewatched

Pure cinematic chaos, a nightmarish road trip straight into the heart of 90s America and its sensationalist media appetite for violence. Not only a completely unique viewing experience more akin to a vicious assault, using its cinematic language as a kind of shock therapy, but a true reflection of a dawn of a new age; one where OJ Simpson and the Menendez brothers have the same cultural currency as McDonalds and Coca Cola. One of the most powerful, mesmerising pieces of cinema, truly of its time and forever one of my favourites.

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Wild Beasts

1984

★★★½ Liked Watched

Nature run amok may be one of my favourite sub genres, but I was in no way prepared for just how batshit fucking insane Wild Beasts hits - when P is released into the zoo’s water supply for no good reason other than a bunch of cocaine-loving Italian studio execs thought it would make a great idea for a movie (they were right), inner city Frankfurt is fucked when killer tigers, lions, rats, a COW, elephants and even a fucking…

Strange Days

1995

★★★★ 2

So much to love about this. Bigelow’s ambitious but totally assured direction, messing with genre form from classic LA noir to techno thriller to political sci-fi, action sequences shot with pure force and brutality, Juliette Lewis’ electric PJ Harvey performance, the Y2K industrial apocalypse punk aesthetic, Fiennes and Bassett in their absolute prime… I could go on. What a trip.

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The Substance

2024

★★★★½ Watched

What cinema has been missing for some time - a bold, audacious modern genre picture full of ferocious bite and bloody satire, unsubtle as a sledgehammer to the head in the best possible way. A gleefully excessive mix of campy, midnight movie thrills and sickeningly perverse gonzo body horror. You can’t escape from yourself.

MaXXXine

2024

★★★★ 2

A gloriously seedy, violent Hollywood noir riffing heavily on De Palma, smartly transplanting Maxine Minx’s murderous desire for stardom from Texas right into the belly of the beast; the horrifying yet mesmerising cultural decay of 1980s Los Angeles. With some ridiculously fun turns from Giancarlo Esposito and Kevin Bacon, it’s Mia Goth who once again kills it, proving herself to be one of the best genre actors out there. She’s got Bette Davis eyes.