Dune: Part Two

2024

★★★★½

I can relate to Paul because I too went to a far away land called South Dakota, that was full of nothingness, but I befriended the locals and my mom thinks I'm special, and baby I rode those Sand Bison for miles and overthrew Kristi Noem's vile group of bald mutants and ditched my girlfriend for Florence Pugh wearing chain mail. Oh and at the end I turned around at the theater and saw my friend Michael- hi Michael! Anyway, I don't think anything can stop Denis Villenueve- not even a big ol stinky dune monster!

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