*BANG BANG BANG* THE WATER IS SAFE SEND JASON STATHAM *BANG BANG BANG*

it was all downhill from liza minnelli performing single ladies at a gay wedding

the exorsisters

somehow, doctor gordon returned

not john, nor amanda, but a secret, more sinister third jigsaw apprentice

dc about to become two-time winners of oscars fan favourite movie moment with “the flash puts a baby in the microwave”

imagine my disappointment when willem dafoe brings his jar of leeches and its not even part of his villain scheme

netflix exec: everyone is going to love our set piece by the arc de triomphe

intern: hey guys you wont believe what john wick gets up to this time

petah the bear is here

all the neighbours while art the clown brutally murders everyone who enters the abandoned building: mustve been the wind!

yeah i know the 'austin powers and dr evil are brothers' twist is meant to be a bit but considering they are literally identical, yeah no fucking shit

makes you wonder how many children perished under the watch of the polar express