why are you hating women so bad? kinda gay bro if you ask me

the first half where bella is stronger than edward: she was fearless and crazier than him

when he asks for $250,000 after dating for 4 months: 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

its like sims 3 when you put your sims in the pool with no ladder and they just keep swimming until they eventually drown

for the first 30 minutes before they went to the land of the dead i thought it was a coming out allegory

haru: i wouldnt marry a cat

baron humbert von gikkingen: hey

haru: forget what i said

shia labeouf

*gets his ass handed to him in a fight*

shia laskinny

it feels like we only go backwards

arno: we saw you were placing bets with my money

howie: i did no such thing

arno: we caught you on tape

howie: i have never bet in my life

need me a timothée chalamet to tell me im not a career failure at 20