Ready or Not

2019

★★★½ Liked 2

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

Honey Boy

2019

★★★★ Liked Rewatched

the things lucas hedges can accomplish with a lady bird on his arm

Marriage Story

2019

★★★★★ Liked 13

"four time oscar winner sucking on my cock"

broke: hes referring to katharine hepburn
woke: marriage story is set in the future and hes referring to daniel day lewis

Portrait of a Lady on Fire

2019

★★★★½ Liked 2

call it what it is, asmrt

Doctor Sleep

2019

★★★½ Liked 1

you say you see a bright light when youre dying if i dont get ewan mcgregor and his death cat then i aint going

The Souvenir

2019

★★ 12

you know its a solid romance when you think the male lead is just an investor in the lead characters film and not her date

Hustlers

2019

★★★½ Liked 5

one day, lorene scafaria was walking outside and saw a boy crying. she said to him "one day you'll make a critically acclaimed true story about business partners screwing each other over told entirely in one long flashback".

that boy grew up to be david fincher.

Ad Astra

2019

★★★ Liked 4

nasas next targeted recruitment program: daddy issues

It Chapter Two

2019

★½ 11

skarsgard and hader? call it a double bill

Parasite

2019

★★★★½ Liked 19

parasite is my minimalist architecture porn like yes unplastered grey stone walls mahogany floor and impractical enormous glass s inject that in me

When Harry Met Sally...

1989

★★★★ Liked 6

no more tinder just carrie fisher and her rolodex picking your ideal mate

Oldboy

2003

★★★★★ Liked 16

oh dae-su: licks lee woo-jins feet
tarantino: god i wish that were me