the story of broomhilda that christoph waltz tells to django is literally shrek

han and leia: luke we need you to help fight the empire

luke: im off doing hot girl shit

watching uncut gems with a different crowd every time turns into a spectator sport of everyones reactions when the intro pans out of adam sandlers asshole

jay can up uncut gems to 5 stars, as a birthday treat

i shoulda never took that blue pill i ended up in the squid game

how the fuck is he getting to all of these places

fucking hate it when i get a man stuck in my knives

took me this long to marry up the name ‘wick’ and the tagline ‘dont set him off’, bravo stahelski!

jack gyllenhaal's hair is slicked back all the time because the only climate in this town is torrential rain

invented peach sex innuendos before call me by your name had the fucking chance

lets see paul allen's NFTs

bruised willis