AVP: Alien vs. Predator

2004

★★★ Liked 9

sexual tension between the predator and a human woman was not on my bingo card

Predator 2

1990

★★½ Watched

treating this film like a slasher whodunnit and trying to guess who the predator is makes the film infinitely more fun

American Psycho

2000

★★★★ Liked 2

lets see paul allen's NFTs

The Matrix

1999

★★★★½ Liked 4

i shoulda never took that blue pill i ended up in the squid game

The Last Duel

2021

★★★½ Liked 3

and they say chivalry is dead

22 Jump Street

2014

★★★ Liked Watched

channing tatum is the college frat himbo that made it

21 Jump Street

2012

★★★½ Liked 10

fellas, is it gay to ask your bro to prom? to tell your bro to pretend to give him a blow job? to tell him you cherish him? to stick your fingers in his mouth?

Spiral: From the Book of Saw

2021

★★½ Liked 6

now why does the spiral killer voice sound like adam driver

The Final Destination

2009

★½ 2

when its my time i hope death just gives me a disease idk this just seems like a lot of effort

Django Unchained

2012

★★★★★ Liked 25

the story of broomhilda that christoph waltz tells to django is literally shrek

Final Destination 3

2006

★★½ Liked 3

me on roller coaster tycoon making rides engineered to kill all the people in the theme park

Final Destination 2

2003

★★½ Liked Watched

ive been caught speeding three times and even i would maybe fucking use my brakes if a log truck crashed in front of me