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Favorite films

  • Uncut Gems
  • Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
  • Wild at Heart
  • Clueless

All
  • Friendship

    ★★★★★

  • Friendship

    ★★★★★

  • Hit Man

    ★★★★½

  • Ex Machina

    ★★★★

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s Ha

2012

★★★★★ Liked Watched

quirked up white girl with a little bit of swag busts it down ballet style… is she goated with the sauce???

I Saw the TV Glow

2024

★★★★★ Liked Watched

YOU ARE DYING

the other day while at work, I was thinking about (not watching), just THINKING about the trailer for this film, and began to feel my eyes well up. so, needless to say, I went into this with my expectations as high as could be. I am thankful to announce that this exceeded them and then some. people aren’t just throwing masterpiece around lightly when they describe this film. it’s like if 90’s Nickelodeon/YA television got into a car…

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Friendship

2024

★★★★★ Liked Rewatched

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

Friendship

2024

★★★★★ Liked Watched

I don’t think there’s a world where I don’t give this five stars, so here are the aforementioned stars ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

DeYoung and Robinson do something very special here, delivering an instant classic comical riot, but also such a devastating examination of the longing for kinship. it is equally dreadful as it is hilarious to see Craig navigate his everyday life, which I feel makes something like The Cable Guy such an apt choice for a double feature with this. much like…

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The Substance

2024

★★★★ Liked 2

extremely fun, cool, doesn’t give a single fuck about subtlety, and doesn’t take itself too seriously at all. it’s like if Tim and Eric had made their version of a Chronenberg flick, like the way Dennis Quaid is eating those shrimp feels pulled directly from a Cinco commercial. I wish the Oscars wouldn’t be babies about horror because the commitment Demi Moore gives this is more than deserving of a nod. the sound design and set design is top tier as well. gotta experience that last half hour on a big screen again for sure, just purely awesome sicko shit.

The Brutalist

2024

★★★★★ Liked Watched

walked out of the theater completely awestruck. it’s a true American epic, in every sense. I cannot wait to revisit this already and really develop my thoughts on the themes it presents to us. how in the shit did it only cost $10 million to make this??? it’s a technical masterpiece.