i, too, would risk my life for my cats and a slice of pizza.

i also walked my cat & had whimpering panic attacks *before* it was cool.

transphobic? absolutely — so was DRESSED TO KILL, labelled a classic. that's not to excuse it, but i do wish we applied consistent standards to older films.

i love Carrey's character in this — a childhood favourite, and i think (minus that final act) it holds up as a great bit of fun.

anyone rating this less than 4/5 should be taken to court

thanks to Oppenheimer, i waited for the court room drama scenes to hold those villains able.

i had to settle for them being consumed.

some are rating like it was pitched as some arthouse cinematic experience. it was always going to be Statham kicking baddies into a megalodon‘s mouth + piercing a shark’s skull with the raised blade of an obliterated helicopter + explosive spears.

ridiculous film. good fun. 🦈

not the origin story for Five Finger Death Punch, apparently