this is peak bisexual girl cinema, like c’mon, we love doing crafts inspired by ma(r)y (shelley)!

do not cite the deep magic (self-important ‘grittiness’ of art) to me, witch (you pretentious asshole). i was there when it was written (on tumblr when i was thirteen).

FINALLY, a horror movie for all the STEM girls who pour a little too much of themselves into their research! <3

deliriously grand visuals, just wish i had, like, a few more seconds to appreciate anything before we moved on to another song & dance.

mmmm i love a little mermaid retelling where men die in grotesque ways. very poetic, very chaotic.

gotta be honest, the only thing i’m going to be thinking about as i fall asleep tonight is the way matthew mcconaughey says “bullshit…” as he’s pushing kate hudson against that taxi.

movie is so right, god is a woman and she created the clicker knock-offs to keep us drug-induced homo sapiens in line. hell yeah!

on another note, those special fx were grotesquely beautiful… but the story lacked substance to a severe degree.