mira ✧・゚ has reviewed 41 films tagged ‘on-my-own-⋆。⋆🚬˚。’ available on Amazon US.

credit where credit is due: heart eyes is incredibly committed to the shtick, and i genuinely appreciate and ire that dedication. however, i’m not as enamored with the protagonists. i could not sit through another ten minutes of their banter… please, movie, let’s see more of those creative (themed) kills instead of having exposition simply tell us they happened. show me the crimes, babe! rip out more hearts, idk!
some visionary out there pitched “cinderella meets evil dead” and then proceeded to allocate the bulk of the budget to party city costumes soaked in fake blood, accompanied by a single children’s book as the sole source of research.
promising idea to cinematic disaster pipeline is real and it is sturdy.
“there she weaves by night and day, a magic web with colours gay… and moving thro' a mirror clear that hangs before her all the year, shadows of the world appear.” — the lady of shallot, 1842
i fear tennyson may have possessed plante in order to direct this masterpiece… i’m gonna need some time to unpack the literary analysis that i have building up in me rn. brb.
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
not me sitting here being like, “aw, they’re like the pevensie children <3” … they are not (well, unless you consider that three make it to aslan’s country and one does not… iykyk).
also, want to touch on the ending real quick. did not necessarily appreciate the depiction of mental health, especially when this instability comes from a place of grief. these are not “multiple personalities,” these are real (very young!) people who died in a severely tragic way. an…