Pissing someone else’s pants is diabolical.

Video tutorials make everything so much easier.

i’m sorry but it’s fabulous

i cannot put into words the joy i felt when the piano dropped on that kid

NO LESBIANS💔💔

bleak as hell. my 5-year-old asked me "how many minutes are left?" before lilo and stitch even met for the first time.

his trailer reviews:

- The Bad Guys 2: “no”
- The Smurfs: “never”
- Superman: “is he a bad guy?”
- Elio: “I saw this on YouTube” (?)
- Zootopia 2: “What DAY in November?! We should go to the movie theater every day just to check.”

cried twice during this. i am SO on my period.

Finally they cast Michael A Jordan in something

My biggest shame is not seeing this movie in theaters, I'm sorry for failing you Muppets Most Wanted (2014)

If the ending song so horrific and disturbing then why so catchy

no lesbians in fear street? what’s next? no vampires in twilight?

why is wes anderson so late to michael cera? practically engineered in the wes labs. i’ve been on his game for decades while he was distracted by timothee chalamet. we wasted so much time

Somebody do a welfare check on Paddington Bear

Nobody’s ready for how much talk there is about eating pussy in this movie

they do a “girl takes off her glasses and is suddenly hot” moment with michael cera in this movie and somehow it works

a matter of life and death

i came here to be a scared bitch not a sad bitch