“Good news, bad news. Good news, I’ve opened my third eye. Bad news, it has pink eye.” - Cult Leader Do moments before the barbiturate pudding kicks in.

Shit like this was literally happening daily back in 2016 and yet people still post about that year as if it was the peak of human development.

Oi Omelanda bit me son.

One time in New Mexico, I smoked weed with a 60 year old Gulf War vet in a ditch behind a church and he told me about when he lived as a naked homeless man who ate rattlesnakes in the desert, in case you’re wondering what this film felt like. Shout out David, hope you’re doing well.