Heaven's Gate: The Cult of Cults

2020

★★★★ Liked Watched

Good news, bad news. Good news, I’ve opened my third eye. Bad news, it has pink eye.” - Cult Leader Do moments before the barbiturate pudding kicks in.

A Trip to the Moon

1902

★★★★½ Liked Rewatched

Channeling my inner Neil deGrasse Tyson by becoming a total buzzkill in order to spare my Letterboxd rating curve from another 5 star short film.

Warfare

2025

★★½ Watched

“This film is dedicated to the Brave Mujahideen Fighters of Afghanistan.” - Rambo III (1988)

Amadeus

1984

★★★★ Liked Watched

Kendrick needs to whip Drake into a drug-fueled death spiral if he really wants to assert himself as the greatest diss artist of all time… Showing up on his doorstep dressed in a fake mustache, claiming to be Dennis.

The Girl with the Needle

2024

★★★★½ Liked Watched

The ultimate cinematic “Now wouldn’t that be fucked up or what?

Shadow of the Vampire

2000

★★★★ Liked 1

Forget Anora (2024), now THIS is a set that could have used an intimacy coordinator.

Napoleon

2023

★★★ Liked Watched

Historical accuracy be damned, this was so batshit I cannot convey how entertaining this film was, from visceral onscreen horse gore to Napoleon oinking on the floor trying to woo Vanessa Kirby. Ridley Scott, your mind.