Séamus Malekafzali Patron

Favorite films

  • La Roue
  • There's Always Tomorrow
  • Under the Bridges
  • Gloria!

All
  • Fuses

    ★★★★

  • Adults in the Room

    ★★★

  • Mission: Impossible – The Final Reckoning

    ★★½

  • November

    ½

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Cruel Images

2024

1

This is my sophomore short film.

I wanted to detail a piece of now-forgotten German cinema, Uncle Krüger, a sweeping epic about the Boer War that depicts in its finale a British concentration camp, shot while an actual Nazi concentration camp operated only 30-some kilometers from the set.

I tried to examine the depths of its cynicism and how that cynicism has echoed after the fall of the Third Reich, as present-day fascist regimes too see not only victimhood in the crimes of the past, but also an example of what to inflict on others.

The film can be found here: vimeo.com/1033352755

Shiloh

2022

Watched

I can't rate this objectively, as I directed it. This is my first short film.

I was inspired by Marxist filmmaker Masao Adachi's landscape theory and its examination of how landscapes express the dominant political power, and I sought to apply it to the power of romantic memory, melancholy, and nostalgia. I wanted to craft a piece of slow cinema about a universal experience and I hope I succeeded.

The film can be found here: vimeo.com/684727715

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Fuses

1967

★★★★ Liked 1

I would watch more pornography if it was like this

Adults in the Room

2019

★★★ Watched

Costa-Gavras gets an actor who sounds exactly like Yanis Varoufakis, down to every bit of his intonation, as well as someone who feels exactly as slimy as the real George Osborne, which makes it all the more jarring when Emmanuel Macron shows up and it's one of the worst actors you've ever seen.

Certainly representative of the maddening circular meetings of Varoufakis' career in Greek government but that does not make wholly compelling filmmaking. There's something better-paced in here with the occasional narration from Yanis' original book but Costa-Gavras doesn't commit to this, or really much of a focus on anything stylistic.

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The Substance

2024

★½ 20

Have never had my high expectations dashed like this before with a movie. Literally from the first minute I felt an immediate sense of dread as I realized what this was and that the marketing had portrayed a much more patient, competently directed film than actually existed.

There are downright show-stopping, highly committed performances here from Demi Moore, Margaret Qualley, and Dennis Quaid, but it is in service of a half-baked vision, offering surface-level feminist critiques, and ultimately containing the…

Enter the Void

2009

★½ 3

more like enter my ass