serp_kerp

Favorite films

  • Re-Animator
  • Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead
  • Frankenhooker
  • Street Trash

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  • Vampire Circus

    ★★★★½

  • Killer Workout

    ★★★★

  • Vampire's Kiss

    ★★★★

  • First Reformed

    ★★★★½

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Vampire Circus

1972

★★★★½ Liked Watched

Oh let these freaks into town?

Pretty good non-Christopher Lee Dracula vampires. The lore seems kinda lose and the story hard to follow, but I think the appeal of this movie is its dreamyness. Which nails down great. If my wife cheated on me with a vampire and the vampire ate my daughter I don't think I would spare my wife though TBH.

P.S. The version on Tubi is not the PG version.

Killer Workout

1987

★★★★ Liked 1

That feel when no psycho burn victim GF why live?

Okay like damn. David A. Prior is clearly the defining voice of his generation, but he really wanted to make an action movie more than a slasher movie. I need to say two things 1. This movie is mega horny for girls working out in tacky 80s spandex pants. 2. The music is really good.

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Predator

1987

★★★★½ Liked Rewatched

It's all about that one on one

I always felt this movie doesn't truly start until Arnold is alone against the Predator. Its like the greatest 30 minute short film with over an hour of action movie filler added to the beginning.

Nosferatu

2024

★★★★★ 2

I Still question my decision to not beat people to death for making fun of this movie when it got out.

Egger understands the Sublime and what it means to horror. He understands how to depict the supernatural in a truly transcendent way. I dig it.