Fan Service: The Movie.

I'm honestly happy for everyone who loved this. I wish I could say the same. But while I laughed at some of the jokes, I just can't say this is what I want to see from these kinds of movies. Cameos from characters of films that were never even made, and ones that were made but no one ever gave a shit about. A plot that would blow over like a deck of cards with the smallest gust of wind. An ugly, boring visual style. Terribly-directed fight scenes from one of the most sauceless directors working today. A couple of the needledrops were fun and clever but even more were ridiculous and nauseating. Again, the sheer number of jokes is so overwhelming that I laughed at a few of them. So that's good I suppose.

Hopefully Rob Delaney and Matthew Macfadyen secured the bag at least.