pros of dating me: i only have one evil ex so your chances of survival are much better than scott pilgrim's were
cons of dating me: everything else

when i say this movie sucks that does not apply to oscar isaac. keep on being talented and sexy mr isaac.

but seriously, this movie sucks. after one good and one great movie, the trilogy deserved a finale that gave us excitement and closure. it gave us neither. it's so disappointing, it's the game of thrones season 8 of movies.

what a nice relaxing movie about two men falling in love in italy
*philip seymour hoffman walks in*
oh no, shit is about to go down

y'all are fucking insane to make this the NUMBER ONE movie this week on letterboxd. we are all MONSTERS. (myself included)

tom cruise: hello paul thomas anderson, my friend! say, what is your new movie about? i'm sure i'd love it!
pta: ...

if anyone ever asks me what a dad movie is, i'll just show them this movie. it's got all the dad movie characteristics: cars, one 'wife' and matt damon

todd phillips looks like the type of man who would approach me at a bar and talk very close to my face about the state of our society, while also mentioning that he voted for boris johnson in the uk general election

rian johnson please cast all of the star wars cast in the knives out sequel, they deserve so much better

where was robert pattinson's dick... why did you all lie to me? i feel betrayed

funny how shakespeare been real quiet ever since this movie (aka the pinnacle of writing) was released

TAKE NOTE HOLLYWOOD. this is how you make a film about transgender people - with actors who are actually trans. it's not that difficult.

timothee: oi oi lads lads lads i'm the king of england bruv
robert: yes i am french hon hon baguette