ranks maybe in the middle on the list of the best mission impossible movies. ranks extremely high on the list of most homoerotic mission impossible movies though, and that's what matters more than anything else.

have seen this movie many times now and there's still two guys i can't quite tell apart

so glad this was good because if it hadn't had been christmas day would had to have been CANCELLED (watched this while drinking tea from my feathers mcgraw flask btw)

i just know he doesn't wash that batsuit because he convinces himself it's good for one more night (it absolutely reeks). i also just know he does not wash that eyeliner off before bedtime and he wakes up with black makeup streeks all over his pillow.

on my way to lower my rating for every other godzilla movie i've seen by at least half a star

had to spend half an hour after the credits rolled helping my dad scroll through imdb to identify where he knew each and every ing actor from. not rodrick though! he identified rodrick immediately because rodrick rules is his favourite movie (my dad is almost 60)

is it bad that, after watching this a second time, i still want to have a go with the hand?

mum cheered when edward norton kissed a man because apparently, and these are her words, she "wished he would have done that in fight club"

this is me publicly begging wes anderson to keep dev patel in his group of recurring actors

compelling evidence that getting punched in the dick is truly the funniest thing that can happen in a fight sequence

how do you think ben affleck feels knowing that bojack horseman made a better batman than he did?

the ultimate romantic comedy