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suspiriastrider’s review published on Letterboxd:
I went 2 see this for free with my college transition program otherwise i probably wouldnt be watching a marvel movie in theaters no offense to marvel movies they just arent the thing i really go out of my way to see! Im sorry Deadpool!!! But i did think this was pretty okay even though some of the jokes were really lame like in all the Deadpool movies u just have 2 accept that at least 25 percent of the jokes will be really lame, just the lamest anything has ever been. Maybe some of the other jokes are lame 2 and i just didnt notice because against all common sense i actually do like Ryan Reynolds as Deadpool he brings a lot of character 2 it... Hugh Jackman is also okay even though its 2024 and he still hasnt entirely worked out the American accent. But am i wrong or is this movie a secret trojan horse defense of like the whole MCU Thing like the big evil baddies in this movie are both Mean Losers who want 2 DESTROY THE MULTIVERSE and Deadpool has 2 save the day and restore the billion dollar profit machine meanwhile making kind of empty quips about how its sooooooo silly but like youre still doing it so. I think these movies should stick to jokes and stop trying 2 do pathos stop stop stop! Im sorry im not watching this because i care about Deadpools sad backstory i am watching this because i want to see Deadpool be funny and hot! Yes i am woman enough 2 it that Deadpool had me biting my lip. Some things are just sexy!!!!! My biggest laff was the universe where Wolverine was on a cross in a mountain of skulls. Is that like a reference 2 a comic or something because i got approximately 5 percent of the references in this movie because i dont really watch any of the MCU movies!!! I dont know who these people are i havent even seen Logan!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I liked to see Blade though. I luv Blade i will always be here for Blade. Featuring my favourite artistes MADONNA and AVRIL LAVIGNE they should really just play Madonna songs over every fight scene, so i can pay attention 2 them u know, im like a baby i need you to jingle Madonna keys in my face so i can keep focused on the characters fighting.