After Ever Happy

2022

you won’t know how lucky you are to be able to spend your life with the other half of your soul until you have to spend your life without them.” ₊˚⊹🩶🗼ᰔ

couples therapy is calling their name i promise! i feel like i need to touch grass after i watch all these movies oh dear god. i promise yall won’t catch me rewatching these again. also the bangs on tessa… atrocious.

After We Fell

2021

there is a big difference between not being able to live without someone and loving them.” ‧₊˚ ☁️⋅♡🪐༘⋆

i fear these films get more and more unenjoyable and insane as they go on but it’s like a car crash.. i can’t look away.

After We Collided

2020

i never thought i would find myself completely and utterly consumed by another until her.” 𐙚⋆°🌄。⋆🤍

yall had potential with this film without all the sex like damn someone get these bitches a shock collar so they stop fucking every two seconds.

After Everything

2023

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★½ Liked 1

i promise the only reason i rewatched all these films was to see mimi keene bless my screen on this movie. thank god this nightmare is over.

Bratz

2007

you. you bratz! 𝜗𝜚

meu cérebro deu uma derretida assistindo esse, porque não tem enredo, nada faz sentido nenhum e acontece tudo tão rápido que você fica "que porra é essa??".
é um filme sem sal dos anos 2000. elas servem muito maaaas achei o filme bem suquinho esnobe (e eu me diverti assistindo!)

fiquei triste que até nessas filmes bobinhos tem essa divisão de estudantes, grupos, por ser quem você é. no final, elas só queriam ser elas mesmas,…

Meet Joe Black

1998

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★½ Liked 2

love is ion, obsession, someone you can't live without. i say, fall head over heels.” ₊˚⊹ ྲྀ🐆♟️𓈒ིུ❤︎

boring as shit, i feel like i watched paint dry for three hours straight.

but, i fear i have nothing appropriate to say when i see dirty blonde haired brad pitt walk onto my screen, so points for that.

The Texas Chain Saw Massacre

1974

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★½ Liked 4

sally stop screaming for two seconds challenge! this was boring, predictable, and stupid. the characters are absolute fucking idiots.. you all continue to walk in the cannibals house and just sit there, or you stand RIGHT by the killer for five minutes, yall are basically asking for it rn!! for this being a horror classic it sucks… i feel like it definitely doesn’t deserve all the hype it gets. only thing remotely good and enjoyable for me was the ending of sally hysterically laughing in the back of the car and leatherface swinging his chainsaw around, i ❤︎ final girls.

fright night watches 🕸️

Planet Terror

2007

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★★ Liked 3

i like how you say fuck.
good. fuck you.” `.🎯⋆⸝⊹˖𖨂💥.

i did not process nor understand a thing in this movie except for knowing that my love for rose mcgowan grew by the end of the film and her shooting out of her machine gun leg was the most insane and best thing i’ve ever seen, probably ever.

The Last Showgirl

2024

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★★ Liked Watched by ◟✦ 𝓐ubs !

i mean, las vegas used to treat us like movie stars. the costumes, the sets. we were ambassadors for style and grace.” ࣪𓏲ּ ᥫ᭡ ₊ ⊹🌟🩰𓂃

i’m kind of disappointed tbh. i had very high hopes for this film since it’s directed by gia coppola and i love her work as well as sofia’s. but the movie was just very bland and boring to me. the storyline dragged and was not shown nor executed as well as i hoped. but it was amazing seeing all the outfits, costumes, makeup and of course, pamela anderson! the og showgirls cannot be beat in my opinion.

K-12

2019

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★★ Liked 7

idk what i was expecting tbh, i don’t like musicals or films with a long of singing so this was just not up my alley, i loved all the pink coquette aesthetics though and orange juice + high school sweethearts have always been my favs! watching this also gave me major ptsd of the chokehold melanie had on me when i was eight… literally the only artist i listened to for like a year straight- it’s giving grand budapest hotel but for the coquette girlys (i haven’t even seen that film).

The Wolf of Wall Street

2013

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★★ Liked 1

watched for margot robbie and stayed watching for margot robbie.. truly the only good thing this film brings to the table in my opinion, felt so bad for her and their kid during the end when they got in that massive fight :(