🎶 DIRECT FROM FIYERO 🎶

The witches wanted a celebration
So we took a trip, Land of Oz vacation
'Cause we know she needs one
A break from Elphaba
Just kidding, Elph
We're glad she has you

We're out, the wands are glowing, yeah
Witches on broomsticks soaring, yeah
We say, "No thanks, she's magic," yeah
Sing it

Now she's with a hot guy, but he looks sly
Heard his name's Fiyerooo
Second location, maybe he's bi
Still dancing with Fiyeroooo
Third location, fully straight, fully touching Fiyerooooo

if my life depended on my girlfriend's knowledge of movie trivia, consider me dead

mamma mia! 🤌

she's a 10 but only on alternate weeks

10% horror, 90% MA'AM?

minus one star because this one doesn't have megan fox in a crop top leaning over the hood of a car

he has such a lovely singing voice 🤗

why am i only finding out now that gru is his last name and his first name is actually felonious

private pyle seems more like the joker to me

norman bates is the world's most famous momma's boy

dyslexic ass thought it said how to make a million grandmas die

lil d got those nuts in her mouth