more like the texas hammer massacre

that red coat girl is literally still alive, she appears in schindler's list 20 years later

haskar got some crazy flour allergy

wts the actual bird is no where near as majestic as the one in the poster

it'll be so satisfying to pluck out those pins from his face like those pore strip videos where they yank out all the nasty blackheads

how do i explain to people that the best acting performance here is by a chimpanzee

Hoe, hoe, hoe!

i don't really know how to explain this but this movie was very smelly

just witnessed one of the best on screen villains and i ain't even talking about the monster

yea, she's a mistress all right

bella swan never let edward cullen in

The Substance (PG-13)