The Phoenician Scheme

2025

★★★★½ Liked Watched

“I suppose I'm moved by this absurd performance.”

Wes Anderson films are all, in some fashion, about our search for meaning & connection, and the futility of longing. It’s hard not to be smitten with that, especially as I get older.

Bottle Rocket

1993

Liked Watched

“It has the logic of a dream.”

Dignan is hands down one of the best movie characters of all time.

Dangerous Animals

2025

★★★ Watched

“Ooby Dooby, motherfucker.”

For a serial killer/shark movie hybrid, I sure would’ve liked to see more sharks and serial killing. Turns out this is a final girl movie in disguise, which isn’t necessarily a bad thing, except this movie doesn’t have any teeth. 

It wastes its R-rating and great concept with tame execution. It feels very safe compared to Byrne’s previous films, and I never believed that Zephyr has what it takes to survive (even though the movie insists that she does).

Jai Courtney is the film’s saving grace. He is excellent, and I was transfixed every time he appeared on screen.

Grizzly Man

2005

★★★★★ Liked Watched

"And what haunts me, is that in all the faces of all the bears that Treadwell ever filmed, I discover no kinship, no understanding, no mercy. I see only the overwhelming indifference of nature."

Gentlemen Prefer Blondes

1953

★★★½ Liked Watched

“Those girls couldn’t drown.”

The Third Generation

1979

★★★★ Liked Watched

"In the last analysis, terrorism is an idea generated by capitalism to justify better defense measures to safeguard capitalism." - R.W.F

Bring Her Back

2025

★★★½ Liked Watched

As someone who was cold on Talk to Me, I thought this was a big step in the right direction for the Philippou brothers.

Two major things that hinder them from reaching that next level of filmmaking are the unclear mechanics of the universe these films take place in and, more importantly, their desire to show the audience cool, gnarly sequences rather than telling complete stories.

The biggest takeaway is what an irable swing Sally Hawkins takes with this performance. She deserves big props for even agreeing to this, and she elevates what could’ve easily been a goofy character.

Tornado

2025

★★★ Liked Watched

John Maclean, I will always be in your corner. You too Robbie Ryan.

Platform

2000

★★★★ Liked Watched

"Dig holes, fill them up, dig again."

Cocktail

1988

★★★½ Liked Watched

"Everything ends badly, otherwise it wouldn't end."

I'm so sorry you guys can't see the vision.

Mission: Impossible – The Final Reckoning

2025

★★★½ Liked Watched

“We live and die in the shadows, for those we hold close, and for those we never meet.“

Deeply flawed and clearly Reckoning should’ve been one movie, but overall a damn fun time at the movies.