“So you’re saying Bing Bong is real?”

Blumhouse never fails to amaze me. they somehow made a movie worse than Night Swim. i didn’t think it was possible but i guess it is. i never had hope in this movie, not because it’s made by Blumhouse but because the trailers looked like garbage. such a boring concept with terrible acting. painfully generic and full of plot holes just like every shithole that comes from this company. a family moves into…

having bad acting is one thing, but piling a terrible script and a boring plot on top of that is another. i’m not gonna compare this movie to anything specific, but i’ve seen several movies just like this one. hot girl picks up drifter, shit happens, they get arrested, cops think the drifter did it all but it was actually the hot girl. it’s extremely familiar and i just wish they changed it up a bit. the opening scene of…

20% ❌

more and more public domain bullshit!!
at least i enjoyed this more than the Winnie The Pooh ones but still, it’s so lazy and boring. the acting is beyond horrible, the killer design is a guy in the shitiest Mickey Mouse mask known to man and a dollar tree hockey jersey. 
the movie also unfortunately gets worse and worse as it goes along. the first 25 minutes were dumb stupid fun, but then it got undeniably bad. 
throwing…

20% ❌

i was excited when this released because it was receiving surprisingly solid . it was claimed to be a campy version of the original, which my main problem with the original was the over the top seriousness. unfortunately this movie was just as bad as the original for me. a painfully boring and dull movie that has a fun campy opening but that’s about it. the killer designs are laughably bad, and i actually prefer the look of…

22% ❌

and the laziest horror film of 2024 goes to….. The Strangers Chapter One! back in 2008, The Strangers released and took the world by storm. it was hailed for being “the scariest and most realistic horror film of all time”. being ed for the creepy shots of the killers lurking behind their victims, and the films unpredictability. in 2018, 10 years after the original film we got The Strangers: Prey At Night. this sequel took the concept of…

19% ❌

“Fuck fate.”

when the trailers were coming out for this thing i knew right then that this was going to be towards the bottom of 2024 horror… and boy was i right. this was even worse than i was expecting. it’s your run of the mill boring generic mess of a horror movie. filled with horrible acting, horrible dialogue, overly censored gore and kills, and idiotic character decisions. Jacob Batalon is an actor i’ve enjoyed since Spiderman Homecoming…

20% ❌

“You can't kill it, you can't let it out.”

Castle Freak & Talk To Me called. they want their movies back!! yeah this was a miss. such a boring and “see one you’ve seen em all” type story, of a young girl getting inherited a building that has some sort of demon or haunting involved with it. in this case, a creepy lady with a bag on her head. the characters are uninteresting, the acting at times is god…

yeah, this didn’t do anything for me. this was barely a horror film. it’s a financial drama with a very very faint hint of horror. its painfully generic and boring. this feels like a tubi original and the bigger actors in here don’t do anything to the experience at all. the cgi is laughable, this whole movie is laughable to be honest. tons and tons of loose ends and plot holes. it is very poorly written and executed. even if…

this movie couldn’t bee more generic if it wanted to bee.

all of you should know by now that action movies are probably my least favorite types of movies. most of them are more of the same and just tend to be boring to me. this movie did not disappoint on the boring side of things and is one of the lower action movies i’ve seen. all the way from the bad bee puns to the “my shit don’t stink”…

28% 🫤

“Try not to die.”

The Watchers is a new thriller, horror, mystery hybrid, and directorial debut for M. Night Shyamalan’s daughter, Ishana Night Shyamalan. you follow Mina played by Dakota Fanning. she’s an artist and has a bird that she has to deliver to a zoo. on her way to the zoo she gets lost in the woods. while she’s lost she runs into this group of mysterious people who claim that these woods are occupied by these…